So as it goes you dont know how you got to where you are at the moment in the dream it just HAPPENS . so I was in a room, dark …but all I heard was humming and walking back and fourth . I was very nervous, so as I went to stand up my legs were shackled to the floor but not my hands and I had two keys on both sides of me but on each lock was a bomb . so as I noticed it I heard laughter “so…. it seems your in some sort of predicament, I was in a predicament once but mine, I lost something dear but hey thats what happens when people just dont see the funny side” and out of the shadows there he was … The Joker . See normally, I would be pretty excited ….but in this case I couldn’t because it was my life that was in stake “whats wrong ? seemed to be tied up in something ? ” he said with a yellow grin ” well I am ok ? you happy ? my ankles are shackled together because of you and-” “AND WHAT!?” he grabbed me by my shirt “you think I did this to you ? do you even clearly REMEMBER why your in this chair huh? no you dont neither do you know who did this to you …but me being the bad guy you assume I DID this to you ” he had a point …just because im here in this chair with two bombs attached doesn’t necessarily mean HE did this to me … I don’t even remember how I got there I just woke up and I was like that , so I cant just say it was him because of him being the bad guy …WAIT ! NO! its a trick … the joker does this …. he simply takes situations and twists them …. but makes them seem like its just society that does this. maybe I can play this game too…. “your right , maybe I was wrong …. your right I don’t know how I got in that chair either, But I do know what bombs do.. ” he looked at me with a very confused look ” well, what do they do?” “well since your so confident in yourself come here” he seemed puzzled I was playing his game…but I was winning, or so it seemed. “let’s just say these boms really did blow up when I took both keys and unlocked them…where and how would you escape?” “easy I wouldnt be so close to you when you unlocked them” and before he got that last word in I took both keys and unlocked both ankles “you see JOKER … I know how you act I know who you are I know what DRIVES YOU its nothing to laugh about either …your just a poor man from a broken family you got caught with the wrong people …. became the red hood and-” and before I could finish the last word I had a knife in my mouth… “you think you KNOW !? you think you KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM !? let me show you something …. you see these scars on my face ? wanna know WHY!? I have these SCARS!? well…one night ..when I heard my wife and I couldn’t afford anything anymore because the comedy business wasn’t enough and no one kept getting bored with my jokes…no one liked my material….so I went to one person I knew would get my jokes..my wife… I was on breaking point …” this is when I knew I was going to hear what happened … or what he claims that happened ” I couldnt take it .. she said I could do whatever I set my mind to ..so I went to her she gets my humor I just wanted to hear her laugh and wanted to see her smile, instead of us being depressed and mad about the predicament we were in … so I told her some of my jokes…and do you know what she said ?” I was nervous to say it but I did “what did she say?” then he grabbed the knife with a firmer grip and applied more pressure on the inside of my mouth with the blade… it hurt I could feel it slowly poking through the layers of my mouth i tasted the blood little by little I knew I was going to find this “Joke” funny….. ”she said sweetheart…those jokes…they didnt really have a punchline you know you just have to cut straight to the point” there it was …. that was the punchline of the joke he was telling me “that ….one…awnser meant ….every..thing….to me ….. she didn’t even…have to say that..she could of lied…made me happy.. but NO! she didnt! she didnt care about my feelings !… you see JEREMY … no one in this world really cares about your true emotions why ? its because no one knows what true emotions are only at the time of dieing or the time of grieving ” I felt it , there it was …. I started to lose it …. I felt the blade fully pierce my cheek it was through all the way I had nothing to lose I just lost everything his joke… wasn’t funny at all it was sad…depressing…it was,tragic….a man driven insane because of one person …and one joke ..”so …after she told me that my jokes had no punchline to them…and they didnt CUT to the ending ….they werent FUNNY !? well I found the funny side to this … I found the funny side to her joke …. and why not sHAre the funny side to this funny JOKE! so I got a knife and showed her something …..I showed her life in all situations isnt always SERIOUS, you just have to loosen up and SMILE ! so I stuck a razor in her mouth …. and asked her what was she feeling ?” he started to tug the blade a little I felt more blood dripping down my cheek ….dripping on the inside of my mouth tasting the blood full of FEAR, but in appearance it looked like I was starting to see the funny side.. “she was terrified, frightened, scared did I care ? no …why ? because SHE DIDNT CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS!!! SO NEITHER DID I CARE FOR HERS!!!” and so it happend he pulled the blade further down my face …. making a giant permanent grin on my face only on one side, I was feeling the laughter coming …. but not laughter as in funny laughter as in scared for my life….. he dragged me back up to his level ” you see! you feel that !? its funny right !? my life is just one happy thing right !? AWSNER ME !!!” I wasn’t feeling just one emotion anymore. I was feeling too many emotions for me to even pin point one ! then he stuck the blood filled blade back into the other side of my mouth…again applying tension …I was feeling sleepy I was losing too much blood ” so I made a GIANT SMILE in her face! so this time she’ll ALWAYS be smiling at my JOKES, always SMILING at everything ! no more being serious about every little thing ….at that point hey ! lets make a even bigger smile huh !? so I picked her up …this time she looked HAPPY to see me ! wit ha big smile on her face I asked her what was she thinking ? she couldn’t answer me she was so happy she was crying ! do you believe that !? so I stuck the razor in the other side of her mouth and hey wHAt the hell ! I made a bigger smile for her !” then it started happening again …. the blade starting pushing through my cheek even more I was feeling it hitting the last layer of skin , just about to pierce my cheek….”After I seen the funny side of my joke….I then thought….of..the child…..our baby…..what have I done ….” there it was the madness coming through again … he finally cracked , I now see the funny side of this joke, after all the pain and madness of this joke… I finally got the punchline . “I was starting to feel …. sad about with what I did… I didnt care about her emotions … only mine …. and now im paying for it .. I could of had a family JEREMY! I COULD OF HAD A FAMILY !” he started pulling the blade down my cheek I felt the blade tearing through my skin , but I felt this pain before so this time my face was numb enough so I felt nothing, ” As I looked at my wife whom was pregnant I looked at the crimson red reflection of this crazed psycopath of a man looking back at me … laughing……….he was mad! he was CRAZY! I couldn’t understand how I could do such a thing so…. I thought if I didn’t care about her feelings at the time… then that makes me no better ….. so, I decided to get to the POINT! I stuck the razor in my mouth , and cut the biggest GRIN IN MY FACE ! SO NOW IM ALWAYS SMILING !..kind…LIKE YOU ! ” he then finished the job… he cut the smile into my face, so many things were running through my mind …. so many thoughts. I was confused, I didn’t know wether to feel bad for this man, or the hate him for what he did, to feel pity on someone that turned crazy no… I didnt know what to feel for this …..poor soul. as I got up out of the pool of blood I left on the floor he was looking down at me and was laughing ….. he didnt care, he didnt know me , all he knew is I was freightend I ws scared but at the ha …same haha……time… I startHAHAHAHAed to LOse my GRIP !! HAHAHAHA ON SANITY!!! ”thats it … now you see the funny side >8)” I then woke up out of the dream ……
my face hurt ….. my cheeks were throbbing with pain … and I spit up a tiny bit of blood from the inside of my mouth ….. my heart was racing but I knew ….. it was only a dream … it wasnt real… but then again …….what is
the story I just wrote was based off of my dream I had last night … with a little bit of my own story writing …. I couldnt remember alotof the story and fine details so I added some awsome stuff, well I hope you enjoyed it .
Why So SERIOUS!?
so today on my way back from my tattoo appt. to find out everything about my new creation and art work going on me ..I was on the red line it was PACKED !!! but w.e … the train kept stopping and going as well , but anyways. there was a women out of the clear blue that had this random problem …urgent as well…. her arms started going numb …..and then started cramping up. she was crying and everything people were concerned , ok ill admit I wanted to see what was going on, but only because I wanted to see wtf everyone was so interested in ! so I look, and the girls hands are legit CRAMPED UP , arms legit numb and couldnt open her hands or anything so something was wrong . conveniently there was a EX paramedic on the train and a nurse in training … wow girl was lucky huh ? so the women I was sitting next to looked around and did the thing where when something major is going on , so you look around and say something about the situation and hope someone that was in the path of your vision says something? well she said ” oh my god I hope shes ok, her hands look like there all stiff and shes crying about them” then this is where my The Joker Side Comes In… I gave a smirk … and just mumbled but loud enough so she heard me ” maybe she should just loosen up >;)” she looked at me like I had a billion head LMAO! whatever dude ! but it just came out of my mouth didnt think of it or anything and I smiled the whole time after saying it hahahahaha! whatever ! but I just wanted to share that with you all >;)
when we were younger, we used to play with our friends like COPS AND ROBBERS or ARMY MEN or pretend we were our favorite power rangers, if you were a littler girl you played house or dolls or something you loved. When we did this we also had something on that made us THAT PERSON we were ! like when I was younger I loved the power rangers, my favorite ranger was the Green/ White ranger (Whos wasn’t) haha anyways! so I had his dagger hat he had when he called on his Megazord or when he was the White Ranger he had the sword with the talking tiger head … I also had that ! and when I used to play with my friends we either took turns being the white ranger ( which I didnt wanna do because he was the best one haha ) or the green ranger … so I would share it …. and what would happen instantly when we had that one object WE INSTANTLY THOUGHT WE WERE THAT CHARACTER ! no no no let me rephrase that … we WERE that character , or for the girls when you wanted to be a princess or you wanted to be mommy in house … you either wore your pretty little tiara or wore the princess dress and you became the princess of the enchanted village …. or if you were playing house you had your mom’s shoes on , and you know this is all true. the only reason why im writing this is because when my dad came home with these DVDs last night of Batman the four disc set starting with The Batman with Jack Nicholson’s joker in it, I instantly looked inside …. but there was none in there ! LOL such a fail I know … but let me explain what this has ANYTHING to do with my post . So I wanted to watch the only things the 4 DVDs came with …. the Special Features disc, still awesome though haha ! I went straight for ( and everyones guess is right) for the one with The Joker hahaa! I wanted to learn more about Jack Nicholson’s Joker …. and what he did to become The Sick twisted CLOWN PRINCE. at one part in the interview he actually said ” when I put on that costume and the make up, I became the character, I became The Joker” something like that haha, but so didnt the make up artist he said something similar ” when you put on the prosthetics ….. your camouflaging the actor he is no longer the actor he’s THAT CHARACTER he’s supposed to be “. When I heard that ….. I said to myself in my head “I know EXACTLY what they mean …. with my JOKER ” a little creepy yes, but any actor or person that has anything to do with film knows ….. when the actor is in full costume it is easier to become your character, your no longer who you are in reality….your the character your dressed up as ! no such thing as Jeremy McCormack …it The Joker to you >=) for the people reading this that are laughing at me for the shit that im saying …. to be honest with you I really dont care, but for the people that are really understanding what im saying …. I thank you for relating, so let me fill you in on what goes through my mind when I am THE JOKER . well let me cover something at first…. people know that im OBSESSED with the joker … people also know I was the joker last Halloween and took it serious ! for instance , I looked online for things Heath Ledger (RIP) did in order to become the joker …. first off he got together with Bob Kane, asking what drives the joker, how did he become the joker , why does he look like that. then after he found out all the info he went to Jack Nicholson for help asking him what did he do for the role, and Jack told him “Be careful, its a very tough role to take its going to take over so make sure you have full control” Jack Nicholson almost killed himself from sleeping pills and drove off a cliff near his own house from the role , tells you alot huh ? so anyways, Ledger took this info in and then went into full concentration for the role. Ledger bought himself a hotel room and for a month locked himself away developing everything about the joker on his own….. The Voice, His posture of The Joker , the TICK he has ( which is the tongue flip) and most importantly the personality including everyones favorite thing … THE LAUGH ! Ledger also kept a journal about The Joker he wrote down the thoughts and feelings of the joker even some news paper clippings he took and made it as if The Joker himself wrote it … now THATS dedication. everyone was moved by ledgers performance … and I mean EVERYONE some people negative toward it and most of the people POSITIVE toward it. everything about the role was great , some things even ledger wanted such as the interrogation scene Ledger wanted Christian Bale to actually hit him in some cases to FEEL what The Joker was feeling, he also made ( alot of peoples favorite scene ) The Pencil Trick happen, Nolan said it wasnt going to work but Heath Ledger insisted on him keeping it and it was a HIT ! no pun intended BTW. Ledger also filmed the movies that was hand recorded by himself ….. which was great as well. but let me get back to the complete topic right now , the reason why im bloggin this ! last year I wanted to go all out, I wanted to be THE JOKER , not dress up like him and completely make a fool out of myself and not do anything he did except say over and over “Why So Serious !?” or TRY and FAIL the laugh … or do the tounge flip way too much…. no none of that … I on the other hand did pretty much the same thing as Heath Ledger. Alot of people ask me ” I hope you did something important after paying 300$ for your costume like go to a costume contest” … no I didn’t, I actually walked around Boston terrorizing EVERYONE that I walked by hahaha ! told jokes, left them Joker Cards and said “Ill be back next year >;) heres my card ” some places were being sponsored by radio stations and they loved me! I took way more than 100 photos with random people! it was great, some people a little creeped out by me but did I care at the time ? no. I learned everything that had to do with the joker, I learned the laugh, the tick ,the origin, his motive… EVERYTHING ! I took a month to myself learning the laugh, the posture, personality ….so needless to say I was becoming The Joker! after Halloween however….a few things bothered me , but I was fine with it it grew on me . I started doing the Lip Flip on my own not realizing it , and the laugh effected my laugh in general. people knew about me being the joker and some people ask me ” JEREMY !! DO THE LAUGH! ” ill laugh normally and people say ” oh shit ! wait was that you or The joker ? bc it sounded kinda like the jokers ! ” and it kinda gets me haha ! but eventually I do the Joker Laugh and people flip ! because they think I have it perfectly ! but sometimes what really weirds me out , ill start laughing when there is nothing said … or nothing to laugh at in general ! its pretty cool yet scary hahaa ! but whatever . but let me wrap this up because your probably getting bored or maybe more interested in this ! but I am getting a tid bit hungry so im going to try to wrap this up haha . but when you were little you put on your character and you became your character … when its Halloween you put on a costume of your character,or the make up ,and you find yourself wanting to be the character or it being easier to speak or walk or act like that character whether it be Jack Sparrow, or A Zombie… you know exactly what I mean … but with actors ( which someday I probably will want to be ? (SHH ! thats my little secret I want to become a actor) ) we put on our characters …and no longer are who we really are, were the character that we put on us and became …. and as for me ? well if I want to dig deeper into The Joker ? maybe ill get lucky …. and star in a short film as my passion ….. THE JOKER ! HAHaHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! TAKE CARE >;)
P.S( the picture of me in this …. I didnt have long enough hair… but wore a wig later that day … unfortunately not for the picture though . but thats ok still was The Joker that everybody loved )
well well well, If it isnt my long lost friend Tumblr.
let’s see … I never know wHAt to EXACTLY right on tHese tHings . letting you All in on wHat goes on in my mind HAHAHA ! well ….I wAs looking througH A few pictures and found ALOT of JOKER FAKES .. HAHAHA! well we All know wHAt HAppend wHen SOMEBODY tried immitAting little ol’ bAts! HAHAHAHAHA! oH How FUN wAs tHAt HuH!?
you JUST don’t get it do you !? you cAnt just ACT like somebody not knowing How tHey REALLY ARE . I meAn …. you sAy Hmm … THE JOKER …. sick … crAzy …. killer…. tHAt doesnt reAlly CARE ! HAHAHAH!!! see you got me All wrong … if I wAs crAzy .. I wouldnt be Able to be tHis intelligent ? tHAt How you spell it ? AHH who cAres … HAH! I wouldnt be Able to do All tHese THINGS. sick ? yes Killer? HAH!!!! of course!! but I only do it to sHow tHe world wHo tHey REALLY ARE ! >=] I sAid it once .. And Ill sAy it Again ” in tHeir lAst moments …people sHow you wHo tHey reAlly Are” its TRUE!!! you Hold a gun up to your best friend And see if He hAs a THING … for your girlfriend HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! no one will Admit Anything unless brougHt to tHeir knees witH A gun to the bAck of tHeir Head HAH! wHicH migHt I Add is even funnier wHen your in front of tHem …. And once you pull tHAt trigger >=] POW a flAg pops out ! HAHAHAH!!! tHen you sHoot tHe flag pole into tHeir cHest! …. tHen we see How funny tHings REALLY ARE ! HAHAHAHA! I MEAN CMON’! HOW FUNNY IS THAT ! BANG ! tHe clAssic little gun …. tHey tHink tHings Are fine , And tHen BAM! you reAlly surprise tHem >=] witH the FINAL PUNCHLINE! >=] simple tHings … like … ligHting A Firetruck on fire witHin tHe firestAtion, And turning off All the mAin wAter supply to tHe AreA or putting A little fuel in tHe wAter so wHen tHey go to put it out … HAHAHA THEY SET EVEN MORE ABLAZE! HAH! oH its greAt ! I reAlly sHouldnt be telling you guys All my plAns >=\ but Hey ! THATS THE FUN PART !becAuse tHen I HAve LITTLE OL’ BATS to come and contest . ITS FUN to toy with bAts, becAuse I know He just wont kill me >=] the EXACT reAson wHy I do tHese plAns tHAt Are SO dAngerous … even if it does meAn it could kill me .. I know He’ll just come and put me back in ArkHam … And wHAt do I do best >=] ill just get out Again ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! O TUMBLR THIS IS MY FAREWELL FOR THE DAY !!! HAHA SEE YA SOON!